- friend: you should've come with us!
- me: an invitation might have helped
I fucking told you assholes, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you wanted to live that fucking life.
Reblogging solely for the comment above
I knew it.
still pronouncing it gif.
I’ve pronounced it “JIFF” the entire time. Didnt even knew people pronounced it GIFF .. lol
no idc its fucking wrong
i tried to tell all you muthafuckers but you all thought i had Proununcation problems
This got real black real fast……..
if u think my constant vocal feminism is annoying imagine how annoying the patriarchy is to me
"This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them. Who’s the dirty one here?"
Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit” (via albinwonderland)
There it is
"Feminism has fought no wars. It has killed no opponents. It has set up no concentration camps, starved no enemies, practiced no cruelties. Its battles have been for education, for the vote, for better working conditions, for safety in the streets, for child care, for social welfare, for rape crisis centres, women’s refuges, reforms in the law. If someone says, ‘Oh, I’m not a feminist’, I ask, ‘Why? What’s your problem?’"
Dale Spender, Man Made Language. (via dumbledoreisabamf)
"I wish men could understand we’re not here auditioning to be your girl."
dream hampton (via tirhase)
this is what i’ve been trying to say
when you had an appointment and got to leave during the middle of school it was always so fucking triumphant like “haha bye you dumb sons a bitches, i’m gonna go get my teeth cleaned and then eat mcdonalds. where you at”
The incredibly intricate and captivating custom animal sculptures by Creatures From El, Ellen June.
It’s my little doggies!
- Television: In the criminal justice system--
- Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN.